1. "Born to Shop" is your motto.
2. You were thanked for spurring economic growth, nationally and internationally.
3. When your not out at the shop, your watching the Shopping Channel Network (TVSN).
4. Your last four serious boyfriends where all with mall cops.
5. You see a 'SALE' sign, and you must go in - even if you have never shopped in that store before!
6. Your family puts your picture on milk cartons.
7. You never tell anyone the 'real' price of what your purchased.
8. You'd rather be shoe shopping, right now.

If you have agreed to 1 or more, or even ALL these signs, you've come to the right place!

We embrace the Shopaholic,
and provide you with your daily fix!