House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.

No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.