I found a bunch of lists in a folder from a long long time ago, but looking through them now they were quite funny..

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. Other Women

Top 10 Reasons why it's Great to be a Woman

10. We got off the Titanic first.
9. We can render the most powerful men speechless by mentioning female problems.
8. Taxis stop for us.
7. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
6. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
5. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
4. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
3. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
2. Other then Madonna, we never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
1. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

Top 10 Reasons why it's Great to be a Man

10. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
9. Wrinkles add character.
8. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
7. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
6. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
4. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."
3. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
2. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
1. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

Top 10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

10. Aquadextrous: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
9. Carperpetuation: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
8. Disconfect: To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
7. Elbonics: The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
6. Frust: The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
5. Lactomangulation: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
4. Peppier: The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
3. Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
2. Pupkus: The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
1. Telecrastination: The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.