Words and their meanings:

eeep-k
Said in situations where eep or eek are both accepted.

kneebort
the area just below your knee cap, but just above your shins.

dùthaich
native country.
Said - "dutch"
Sentence - Your dùthaich is such and such.

kanguage
better known as language
     
multi-toll
Some people call it multi-talented, others call it multi-toll

goo
goo is the new good

Some of the funny funny Ha-ha jokes / experiments / convos

Are you finnish?
No I'm just getting started!

Ur a nut
no this is a nut *acts like a nut*

kapowy!
that was your joke
BOMBED!

i hate my mouth - i get so many problems with them
them.. u have more than one?!

Experiment
aim: test responsness of msn
method: when nicole says now begin... as soon as u see "so and so typing" type "ur typing"
Results: Response is almost immediate
conclusion: response time is fast

hehe yep that was the science experiment of the century - watch it save lives

All in the one conversation:
Nicole: I'm a wimp - i was too scared to make my chess pieces go too far in case u took them in that game let alone go after a murderous monster
Nicole: lolooo whaaa

Nicole on the topic of ears
i hate ears - they freak me out with their wax and dirtyness

Nicole @ 1:50am
think it wants to go after me because i killed a moth yesterday? do they do those sort of things?

Nicole: anyway i changed my password to [something along the lines of turtles having power]
Kristi: haha
Kristi: ur odd..
Kristi: odd=cool
Nicole: lol
Kristi: =)
Nicole: thnaks.. i think
Kristi: Turtle Power!
Kristi: teenage mutant ninja turtles
Kristi: hero's in a half shell
Kristi: Turtle Power!!
Kristi: Woot!
Nicole: ok stop!
Nicole: lol
Nicole: u freak... and u call me odd!
Kristi: hehe

We were talking about blogs, and Nicole said something about her life being "not eventful enough"
Nicole: maybe i should try death sports
Kristi: hehehe well not yet neway!
Kristi: hahaha.. yeah.. thats'll be "Fun"
Nicole: lol
Nicole: it might - but if i go to bungee jump i'd probabaly grip onto the pole and never ever ever let go
Kristi: lol
Kristi: i can just picture it now
Kristi: dare devil nicole... will she let go?
Nicole: lol
Nicole: never - i'd probably have to start a new life at that pole

Us talking about Deep and Meaningfuls (D&M's)
Nicole: so ya, with the risk of sounding corny, I’m glad ur my friend. Honestly, I reckon I would be lost if u weren’t.
Kristi: aww.. im glad ur my friend too! hehe.. Look.. its not a friendship if u dont say corny things sometimes.. hehe
Nicole: lol thats true!
Nicole: - group hug (even if there are only two of us hehe)

Nicole: What's 1/3 of the year...
Kristi: the fourth month, Jan, Feb, March, April.
Nicole: Oh... so whats 1 over 2 then?
Kristi: *Shocked* The 6th month.

5 minutes later
Nicole: Oh! I get it, because it's half!
Kristi: hahahahahahaha
Nicole: Shut up, just because Im not great at fractions.
Kristi: Yeah, because 1 over 2 is so hard.

Nicole: Have you seen Hilary Duffs New Teeth! She got Venetians!
Kristi: Venetians!!!???? hehe. You mean Veneers?